So i've never really had a good answer to this question. honest. my entire life i've never had anything that was soooo embarrassing that i remember it to pass it on and share. well, sunday happened to have two different occasions. yes, i was embarrassed with the first, but mortified with the second. sunday morning, we slept in 'till 8- even jared! i go upstairs in my undergarments, and that's it- thinking hey, it's sunday no one will knock on our door this early in the morning. you see, we don't have a curtain or anything over our door window, so if you stand on our porch you see EVERYTHING- including me in my garments. well, i've talked about our terrible neighbors to the north. good news- THEY ARE GONE!! bad news, the guy that owns the house thinks it's ok to knock on people's doors early on a sunday morning. I actually think he was more embarrassed than I was, but still, as jason answers the door and i go running down stairs, all i hear is, "oh, i'm so sorry...... sorry......." at least i could tell he felt badly. he was just stopping by to ask if the tenants had returned recently and get the low down on what's been happening. they are gone. they left an incredible amount of junk all over the place, but managed to take the gate to the back yard. crazy people.
ok, so, later that day....... i'm at church. i had to pee during sacrament meeting. i was wearing kind of a "fluffy" skirt. yes, that dreaded nightmare that everyone has came to life. You see, our church building is almost a hundred years old. it was built with stadium seating. also, i just chopped off all of my hair- literally- so i felt like that was why everyone was staring at me as i pranced down the aisle. no, my skirt was tucked up into my garments- giving everyone a really not so cute show, i'm sure. it wasn't until after the meeting was over that my friend tells jason to tell me that my skirt is up my shorts- as i'm standing in the aisle way talking to someone else. ohhhhhhh, i was mortified. but hey, it's got to happen to someone, eh?
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thanks for the good laugh. i was nursing once in our first house and forgot about the little window that was right by the entrance to the downstairs renters' place. our neighbor came by there and we waved at each other and then he got this really embarrassed look on his face and i realized i was nursing in front of him--not terribly discreetly.
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